Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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