She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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