I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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