How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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