'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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