Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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