yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Randomize
