hotel room ftw
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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