so that wasnt chicken after all
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Randomize
