After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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