I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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