Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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