I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Your penis caused this!
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