Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Barsexuality is the new black.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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