If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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