I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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