I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
