the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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