i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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