he shaved USA in his pubs
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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