is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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