I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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