Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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