How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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