giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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