It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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