im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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