Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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