So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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