I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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