i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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