NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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