I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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