idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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