Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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