yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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