you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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