So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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