Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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