Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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