FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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