But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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