come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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