Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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