bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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