her vagine was all disorganized.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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