Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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