I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
wow bdsm is so cute
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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