if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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