I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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