Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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