Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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